An elegant meal for one, tonight.
‘Temporary’ Names
Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.
The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.
Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.
Folks, I succumbed.
I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!
Tell Trashbag I love him
We love you Trashbag

Trash Bag chose Charmander.
I love this
This is my cat Fork

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork
You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:

I eat all of them, bowl included
You Can Eat Any Thing Out Of A Bowl Really
Porridge, Iced Cream, Water, Sand
It Dosent Matter
None Of This Matters
Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”
Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’




